-Stock up on food at the cafeteria before organized society collapses into anarchy.

-Make a run on the bank and pull out all of your money. Ask for it in gold ingots. They’ll keep their value better than dollars. Use this to buy more food.

-Who knows what dwells in the dark spaces under theatre seats, surviving on popcorn but hungering ( Read more... )

There are NASCAR-themed Harlequin Romances.
I want to go to K-mart, buy some, and send them to Top Gear since the boys so kindly provide their address. (something something something wood lane something something something)
Package would include post it note* and SSAE with pre-written reply of 'Yes'.

* Text to read: I was appalled and horrified. You?

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I found out where
In America, you drive a car.In Soviet Russia, car drives you!                                             came from!
It's from a comedian called Yakov Smirnoff and by way of him, from Family Guy.It's always nice to know what one is referencing. Elseways you might look a bit of an idiot, since quite literally you do not know what ( Read more... )

This TV-season I am *ahem* watching:

Show Title

Begins:

Time

Network

Reasons for watching

The Sarah Jane Adventures

24 Sept

at 5.00

on BBC1

Sarah Jane!1! DW spinoff to ease my withdrawl.

House

25 Sept

at 9.00

on FOX

Hugh Laurie is such love, and I've grown v. attatched to the story lines and to the characters

Dexter

30 Sept

at 9.00

on Showtime

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First Meme-like object on this journal. 
*shrug* It had to happen some time.

Newbery Medal

2004: The Tale of Despereaux: Being the Story of a Mouse, a Princess, Some Soup, and a Spool of Thread by Kate DiCamillo (Candlewick Press)
2001: A Year Down Yonder by Richard Peck (Dial)
1999: Holes by Louis Sachar (Frances Foster)
1998: Out of the Dust by Karen ( Read more... )